Friday, July 30, 2010

What is Old?

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer is, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....You are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN...."Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.

"OLD" IS WHEN...."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.


Author Unknown


Monday, June 28, 2010

Trapped Drunk Driver Opens Another Beer?

If your a drunk driver trapped in your car after an accident, should you open and drink another beer? See the story here at Oddly Enough

Thursday, June 17, 2010

To Tight Things

Clothes are too tight things.

Binding and holding in place

The guilty pleasures.

By Elaine Lockard

Look Beyond...

Look beyond the edge.

See horizons in making

Your stand with your voice.

By Elaine Lockard

With Eyes Wide Open...

With eyes wide open, I see I can help those:

  • more in need
  • blind to truth
  • numb to their heart
  • know the unknowable
  • touch their god within.

By Elaine Lockard


My Unrealistic Promise...

Is to always be more than I am.

To dream further than what seems reasonable and possible.

To go that extra step everyday and know that I have achieved more than I dared hope.

To climb that hill in the distance without a care in the world.

To open myself to universal possibilities rather than settling for the mundane, everyday ones of earthly existence.

My unrealistic promise is to always be more than I ever dreamed to be to myself and everyone else I come in contact with.

By Elaine Lockard